But Can You Play the Saxophone and Pee at the Same Time?

Claudia M.'s nephew, Rylan, a/k/a Mr. Adorable, visited last weekend.

Here's what I learned:

1.  Current top joke among four-year-old boys:

Him:  Guess what?
Me (unsuspecting):  What?
Him:  Chicken butt!

Over and over and over again.

(Is it only little boys who are obsessed with butts and poop?  I taught him to spell "tedious," which I don't think he understood, but that quickly became part of the game.)

Not as angelic as he looks (well, some of the time)

2.  If you're a four-year-old boy and you have to pee, do not bother looking for a bathroom--way too much trouble.  Go over by a bush, as directed by your auntie, drop your pants, and pee.  If someone walks by while you're doing this, wave.

3.  If you can get away with it, restrict your diet to orange soda pop, canned peaches, and mint Oreos, lots of  'em.

4.  You need a saxophone.

If you can, play it upside down: