Monday, May 9, 2016

The New SFMOMA, So Help Me


The plan was to focus on the architecture, not on the art, because I'm still afflicted with shingles (actually, postherpetic neuralgia, one of the complications), and I'm so woozy on pain meds that trying to focus on art as well as on the design of massively expanded San Francisco Museum of Modern Art was out of the question.

So that's what we did, Claudia M. and I.

 She drove us to BART and acted as my keeper/assistant while we roamed around the new version of SFMOMA, which you probably know is now the largest museum of modern/contemporary art in the US, bigger even than New York's Modern.  It's 3-plus acres of gallery space, almost triple the size of the original 1995 Mario Botta building.

The new logo
An aside: Dear  readers, I know I'm a cranky crone, but how big do we need a museum to be? The art critic for the San Francisco Chronicle logged 4.3 miles walking around this behemoth, and it took him five hours.  We put in more than two hours of near-continuous walking and no art-looking on what was one of the Members' Preview Days.

From the front, SFMOMA looks the same, the big eye (oculus) of  Botto's design is still there, as is the brick facade.  Rising behind it is the ten-story addition designed by Snohetta, an international architecture firm inspired by "...the waters and fog of San Francisco Bay."  (Please imagine a diagonal line through the "o" in Snohetta.)


 Viewed from across the street, the new wing rises behind the original 1995 building.


Oliver Wainwright wrote in The Guardian that the new wing looks "more like a giant meringue, a building-sized baked alaska slumped on the skyline [behind] Botta's weighty temple."  I like the exterior of the new wing, for all its slumped Baked Alaska-ness.  Here it is from another angle:


 A postcard view from the side: the slump doesn't wrap around the corners


Inside, the original lobby/atrium is much the same, except that the central staircase has disappeared, replaced by a "dog-leg" staircase which angles up to the new second floor lobby:




The new upstairs lobby, where ticketing now happens, is more or less on the scale of an airport:



...with banks of computers and legions of welcom-ers in orange shirts:






We took refuge on a pleasant sculpture terrace on the third floor, gazing at the remarkable "Living Wall" of plants while we ate smuggled-in sandwiches:

The Living Wall, plus sculpture



Close-up of botanical textures. Most of the plants are California natives.

Back inside, we found a small but fascinating exhibit of drawings and models documenting the evolution of  Snohetta's design for the new wing:





More than 700 panels of fiberglass-reinforced polymer panels are mounted on the facade



After that,  we visited floor after floor, some via elevators (the red ones go to the older wing, the silver ones to the new)...
..and some via stairs:

...and more stairs...

...which are beautifully lit:



We'd emerge in long hallways, with galleries to the right.

A scarcity of benches

The few galleries we walked through were handsome rooms of a good size:

An Oldenburg sculpture and Lichtenstein painting, both donated by Doris and Donald Fisher, who founded the Gap and provided the funds for the new wing to house their formidable collection. 


Untitled, Martin Puryear (wire mesh, tar, Douglas fir)

At this point, at about floor 5, we were tired and in need of caffeine.  In the old days, we'd whip down to the lobby and visit the cafe, where you could get a good cup of coffee and a dessert (or a scrumptious lunch) and in off-hours use a spare chair to put your feet up.

No such  luck. The old cafe is gone and in the process of being remodeled into a restaurant called "In Situ," run by the owner of a Michelin 3-star restaurant, which does not bode well for those of us who want to unwind and eat cheap.


 Gone is the old cafe (right) just off the atrium/lobby

 A new restaurant, In Situ, is under construction in its place.
  
At the moment,  the choices for lunch or a pick-me-up are Sightglass, a coffee bar on the third floor, where you can buy artisanal coffee or teas and perch on stubby backless sofas, or to lean against a counter or table:


The Sightglass coffee bar: not much seating

Or Cafe 5 on the fifth floor, which serves lunches and presumably coffee AND has tables and real chairs.  Alas, the line was just about out the door.  We went back to the Sightglass coffee bar and drank (expensive) coffee while leaning forward on a backless couch. 

After that, we made it to the seventh floor and checked out one of the oddest displays--Jason Farago, another Guardian critic, calls it "a calamity"--a hodgepodge, garage-sale arrangement of art promised to the museum through the Campaign for Art, the museum's attempt to lure new donors.  

"I don't get it," said Claudia, staring at a pair of latrines.

Neither did I, plus I was so tired from trekking that we decided to give up. 

We rode back down to the old lobby/atrium via a red elevator, and after a quick look at the museum store (same as it used to be), we were nearly out the door when a museum employee approached us with two rectangular white boxes.

"Would you ladies like a gift?" she said.

"Sure," we answered. 

Here's what we each got:



And what they're charging $26 for in the museum store:


Go figure.  Most people who were leaving got no gift, but Claudia says it's because "we looked nice."

The Upshot:  If ever a museum called for a Surgical Strike Strategy, this is it.  On future visits, I plan  to go to one or two exhibits; figure out which, if any, restaurant provides the best rest-and-snack spot; sweep through the Museum Store; and GO.  I love the art, and I love the exterior of the new wing and the Living Wall.  But the scale of the new museum is overwhelming and not meant to be swallowed in a single gulp.

The San Francisco Museum of Modern Art is open daily, 10 am-5 pm, Thursdays until 9 pm, starting May 14.  Admission $19-25, free 18 and under.  151 Third Street, SF.  Take BART to the Montgomery Street Station. 



Lights for sale in the museum store

Monday, May 2, 2016

A Quilt Show Jaunt


Thanks, everybody,  for the sympathy and commiseration following my post about shingles.  My friend Marion commented that shingles pain was like being shot in the back, and that's the best description I've heard.    I'm feeling better, and some days I'm able to get out and about--briefly.  Then back to ice packs...  

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I made a quick trip to the Stitch Modern quilt show sponsored by East Bay Modern Quilters at the Piedmont Art Center.






The show is small, but includes a range of quilts--modern, traditional, complex, simple, and heartfelt.  I managed to get photos of most of them, but hastily, because the place was about to close.







Sampler Quilt I, Kristen Takakuwa



Shattered Heartburst, Lacy Asbill



Handcrafted Round Robin, Rita Nguyen, Anna Carloni, Terri Carpenter, Birgit Hottenrott, and Kristen Takakuwa



Stacked Coins - I Ching, Michele Wyman


Alas, I didn't get the name of the quilt or quilter, and I can't make it out in the photo.  Nice quilting.



Black Lives Matter, Elizabeth Jerde




Refractions, Chancy Fessler




Double Wedding Ring Quilt, Tara Faughnan (hand quilted!)




Playing with Color, Patricia Smith



Challenge #1,  Inta Faulk



HiFi, Kathy Grady.  A whole cloth quilt made with hand-dyed fabric



Luna Mountains, Claire Sherman




Bits and Pieces, Stacy Sharman




Beehive,  Dan Rouse




Window: Embers, Darci Read

(detail)




 Convergence, Carol Van Zandt.  Quilted by Terri Carpenter



 Pink X,  Stacy Sharman. A quilt made from "pieced triangles of wool taken from women's career clothing of the 1980s and 90s: a jacket with tremendous shoulder pads, a tailored pink wool dress, a cashmere sweater, to name a few of the items."


And guess who else was there?


Kate Johnson, who taught the pool exercise class I joined in 2002, a wonderful teacher who inspired many couch potatoes to get with an exercise program.   She left in 2010 (or later?  neither of us could remember) to study for a certificate in nutrition.  She's working with people in pools again, though, and quilting!  Thank you, Kate, for introducing me to the only exercise program I've been able to stick with.

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Stitch Modern,  Piedmont Arts Center, 801 Magnolia Ave, Piedmont, through May 8.  The hours are 12 pm-3 pm, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

The Scourge: Shingles and Me


Yep, I have shingles.  I haven't had a normal night's sleep since April 13, and I look like a weary old bag.  I'm not sure why I'm writing this post, except to let you know that you're acquainted with someone who's had shingles, and it's a bitch, every bit as bad as you've heard.

The pain I developed on the left side of my back two weeks ago, which I attributed to hefting a crate of oranges out of the Food Pantry fridge, turned out to be shingles.  The pain was the precursor to The Rash.  I won't go into it what that looks like--well, an ugly red trail extending from my backbone around the left side of my torso to my chest--but it hurt like hell.    (Two "hell's" and I'm only in the second paragraph.)

The muscle spasm phase was so disconcerting--muscles on the left side of my back seizing up so fiercely and unpredictably that I'd shout out loud.  "Stop it!"  "Shit!"  Or anything else that came to mind, Tourette's-like. I cancelled my birthday dinner in a restaurant because what would other patrons say?  A woman letting out loud, random shouts?   Also, the writhing. 

During that phase, my doctor prescribed a muscle relaxant and Aleve (nothing stronger due to doctors being freaked out about stronger meds turning us all into heroin addicts).  Ice helped a tiny bit. Heat was hopeless.

Ice was a minimal help

Several nights I didn't sleep at all, but paced around the house, sitting in various chairs trying to get comfortable, and switching out ice packs to try to soothe the pain.  If I got lucky, I'd get a couple of hours sleep from 6-8 am, when the really terrible pain seemed to retreat for the day, only to take hold again at 6 pm.

The appearance of the rash, which started small and seemed like eczema,  changed the picture.  Shingles? I thought, as I searched Google.   Tell me, no. I e-mailed the doctor, who requested photos.   "Definitely shingles," she wrote.  "Come in at 4:40 today."

I'll tell you this:  The doctor is much more sympathetic about shingles than about muscle spasms.  She's prescribed a six-week course of a med that she hopes will prevent the scary recurrent pain syndrome called,  "postherpetic neuralgia."  I'm to check in with her regularly.  She didn't push Acyclovir on me because I'm allergic to it, so I'm still coping with pain by using Aleve and ice.

This morning, I looked in the mirror and saw a seriously old-baggish,  unwell person.  I proceeded to use about half a tube under eye concealer to try to cover the big dark circles above and below my eyes. 

Definitely made things better
Then  I went to Safeway and bought a $4.99 miniature rose and a bag of peanut M&Ms to cheer myself up.  I smeared some more Tinactin on my rash (for some reason, this helps).

In case you're wondering:  I had The Shot.  My doctor talked me into it two years ago.  What she didn't tell me was the 50% of people who are vaccinated develop shingles anyway.  Maybe the shot means  a milder case, but who knows.  I would in no way describe this as mild.  You don't writhe with something "mild."

In the meantime, I had to abandon my normal life.  No pool exercise, no dinners or lunches with friends, very little e-mail.  No sewing.  I watched Foyle's War and HGTV.  I moaned. 

And now I've heard of two poor souls who had it twice.













Friday, April 8, 2016

Torturous, Tortuous, or How I Survived One More of Those Tests Everybody Hates


I'm decades beyond reproducing, but in some ways I'm a wannabe mom or grandmother, especially when it comes to reading blogs. I'm a sucker for baby pictures and anecdotes of small children saying cute things.   Plus, mommy bloggers have a ready-made subject 24/7.  Old-bag bloggers do not.  Not fair.


This week, the only thing I have to blog about is my every-five-year ordeal of having an endoscopy and colonoscopy.  Probably everyone who reads this blog has endured one or both of those, as I had, but I still found the whole process an ordeal, and I'd been dreading it for months.  ("Months!"  Jerry echoes.)


The day's menu


It sorta worked, Babs
On Prep Day, I woke up feeling anxious and picked on.  Why me?  (We're not talking logic here.)  What I wanted to feel was Sensible Resignation.

 Two things helped.  First, I thought about Barbara Bush's (punishing) mantra that you can choose to be happy or unhappy, which I don't really believe,  but I pretended I did for the day.  And the other thing that helped was to pretend I was Catholic (or Jewish, or any religion or practice where fasting is prescribed as a positive thing to do and,  more important, people survive it all the time). Also, I showered and dressed and put on make-up so that I wouldn't feel like a patient.

At 3 pm,  I drank the first of two small brown bottles of noxious goop.  It tasted salty and cloying, with a phony overlay of maraschino cherry flavoring.  At 8:30 pm, I barely made it through the second bottle. My advice is to: a) chill the bottles, and b) drink the goop through a straw.

 Ugh.


On Tuesday morning, Jerry and I got up at 5:30 am and made our way in the dark to Emeryville where there's a surgi-center owned by the doctors of Berkeley Gastroenterology.  Day after day, they perform these tests on people over 50 who are doing what they've been told they have to do. What a market!  I had a co-pay of $166 for procedures that I know from experience are billed at several thousand dollars.

By 7:30, I was stripped, gowned, and lying a gurney in a very chilly room, attached to an IV and a cardiac monitor.  The nurse hooked oxygen tubes into my nose that blasted cold air.  The warm blankets were not warm.

"If there's an earthquake, I'm screwed,"  I commented, looking at all the stuff I was hooked up to.

"Oh, we'd get you out right away," the anesthesiologist said. The nurse nodded.  I didn't actually believe them.   I thought they'd save themselves first.  Human nature.

The gastroenterologist appeared.

"How are you feeling?" he asked.

"Cold and tense," I said.

He blew that off, cranked up some rock music, and told me they were starting a med.  The next thing I knew I was in a curtained cubicle.  It was over.

A nurse appeared.

'How are you?" she said.

"Excellent drugs!" I answered.  She laughed.  Most of the nurses were old enough to have had a colonoscopy or two, which helped.

I got dressed and scanned a written summary.  All fine, but I have "a tortuous colon," which made the procedure "unusually difficult."  A tortuous colon!  I resolved to go straight home and review the meaning of that word.*  I was vaguely proud of my colon for giving them are hard time.

Then the doctor himself cruised by and summarized the summary. When he was finished,  Jerry and I scooted out of there directly to Fat Apple's where I ate a giant, carb-loaded breakfast of pumpkin pancakes and scrambled eggs.   I rejoiced that it was over and felt so expansive that I showed the waitress my hospital bracelet and told her I'd just survived a colonoscopy.  She congratulated me;  she'd also had one, of course. Everyone has.

I lost a pound and a half, but will it stay lost?

And I have to go back in five years.

Phooey.

And because you read this far, here's a cute kid who survived his first day of kindergarten, a much bigger deal:


Note the transitional object


* "...marked by twists, turns, or bends."


Monday, March 28, 2016

Quilt Show




The East Bay Heritage Quilters puts on a big show, "Voices in Cloth," every two years,  and  I went to the 2016 show a week ago.  Much to see--vintage quilts, new quilts by members, booths of vendors selling all kinds of stuff.  It was rainy outside the Craneway Pavilion in Pt. Richmond, but inside there was a lot of action.


The guild asks that no quilt photos be published without permission of the quilters, so my relatively few pictures are of quilts made by women in my mini-group, the No Problem Quilters, who were happy to give permission.  I thought their quilts were among the best at the show, no bias, of course.


Crosswalk Variation 1, Claudia Alldredge.  Quilted by Angie Woolman.




Japanese Lattice, Ann Rhode.  Quilted by Angie Woolman.


Angie did a remarkable job of machine-quilting.  Look at the back:





Disappearing Four Patch, Mabry Benson




Disappearing Four Patch, Claudia Alldredge.  Quilted by Angie Woolman.  Same pattern, different "setting."

And side by side:






Scrapple, Rebecca Rohrkaste



Salvaged, Ann Rhode.  Hand-quilted by Ann (!)




Dutch Wax,  Mabry Benson

One of the quilts I put in the show:

Zigzag Roman Square, Liz Randal.  Quilted by Angie Woolman.

And a shot that shows the colors more accurately.






Staccato, Liz Randal.  Quilted by Angie Woolman


And, finally, Angie Woolman with her own wonderful quilt.

Bed on Fire,  Angie Woolman


Off to iron the fabric I bought: